November 2011
On a side note,
I played with a corgi last night and all I know is that I want one.
It's my momma's birthday in 15 minutes.
I love that lady. I’m gonna get her flowers or something tomorrow. She’s da bomb.
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I reworked a poem I wrote a while back after...
First Breath After Coma
I awake with a gasp, catching my breath. I open my eyes. It’s blurry and faded, but I can make out shapes. The white lights of the compacted room temporarily blind me. I can hear chatter, voices filled with excitement, awe, bewilderment. How did I get here? How long have I been here? What the hell happened to me? My vision returns. The room spins. I can...
I Have a Few Last Words by Charles Warnke →
mymotherkillstheblackbird:
Read the whole thing here.
This is the most beautiful thing I have read in quite a while.
From the same author who wrote “You Should Date an Illiterate Girl.”
“I think what is most noteworthy though about this moment is that no matter how much I try to…
Holy fuck, this was phenomenal.
October 2011
I'm gonna puke out of my window.
IDGAF
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When you're waiting for a text from someone and...
This weekend has been pretty good.
I’m glad I have a night in and can just relax. I do wish someone was here with me, though.
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Let's Go Blues!
Let’s Go Blues!
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Emiliano Zapata.
Please be more interesting so I can make a presentation about you.
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Someone come watch forrest gump and cuddle with...
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Self-diagnosing myself with strep throat.
Which is wonderful because I have a presentation in Spanish on Wednesday, along with a 5 page paper due. Neither of which I have started. Fucking great.
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Let's go cardinals!
It's been decided.
I’m being a 70’s porn star for Halloween
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I think about the weirdest shit in class.
Like how weird blinking is. And how weird being alive is. It makes me appreciate life a lot.
wwiao:
my hobbies include being mean and having a crush on myself
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Cardinals!
BERKMAN!
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Let's go cardinals!!
Gotta represent my hometown. St. Louis for life.
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And now you say that, you say you love me.
Well I may have your heart; he has your body.
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Also,
maybe I’m just a prick, but seeing girls get fat after high school brings me joy.
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Picking out my classes for the spring semester.
Can I just fucking quit life for like 3 months or some shit? I’m tired of being stressed. On a lighter note, found out finals will be over the day of my 21st birthday, which is then followed by cinco de mayo. If I don’t get alcohol poisoning, I will be disappointed in myself.
pppaige replied to your post: Lady gaga rant: she pisses me off. She calls her…
I see no point in defending her, or trying to dispute your opinion. But whether or not you like her doesn’t stop the fact that she has helped so many people. And being one of those people, this rant actually offends me. Not that you care or anything.
A.I said nothing about the fact that she has helped people. I...
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Lady gaga rant: she pisses me off. She calls her fans monsters, she tells them to be proud of who they are, and yet she herself is everybody but. She’s annoying. She claims to be original and has all of her worshippers believing she is, but she’s just a cluster of recycled pop artists from the past. She honestly shouldn’t be famous. /rant
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I took a power animal quiz the other day.
It told me I would be a wolf because I’m loyal and regal as fuck.
Why do ugly people
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My little sister's ex boyfriend is a prick.
Broke up with her last week, which was a week before homecoming, and he’s already dating another girl. She’s been crying all week. You don’t make my little sister cry, or I’m going to mail my foot to your ass.
So in class we had to come up with this scenario...
I decided to have fun with it.
The scenario: We have a woman, Kristin, who is a blue-haired, 32 year old musician. She wants to get a puppy, but the problem is the puppy she wants is owned by her neighbor.
Here’s what I came up with.
Kristin, a 32 year old, blue haired musician, had just got done playing a gig in Los Angelos. Last year, her band, The Chimichangas, had gained...
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Today is good. →